The first rule of programming is if you find a good idea, steal it. --Dr. Ludovice (Chemical Engineering) Introduction to Numerical Analysis

The only thing we really have to do is have a syllabus and a final. What happens in between doesn't matter. --Dr. Forney (Chemical Engineering)

I'm a scientist. I don't really care if I confuse you. --Dr. Gordon (Chemistry)

No Animals are going to be hurt in this experiment --Dr. Matteson (Chemical Engineering)

I'll be damned if I'm going to stand up there and say, "Now this is a joke." --Dr. Skelland (Chemical Engineering)