This is not a fish, it's a rocket. --Dr. Muzzy (Chemical Engineering)

Freezing point depression has nothing to do with how you feel on a winter morning. --Dr. Winnick (Chemical Engineering)

Waving your hands doesn't create particles. --Dr. Biritz (Physics)

If it moves, it's Biology; if it explodes, it's Chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's Physics. --Dr. Biritz (Physics)

Geometrically speaking, uphill is the harder way to go. --Dr. Harrell (Math)

Don't be afraid to learn the material--it won't stunt your growth. --Dr. Skelland (Chemical Engineering)