Remember in Thermodynamics you're always a loser. --Dr. Muzzy (Chemical Engineering)

If you did this in Excel® it would take you 10 minutes, but I'm making you do it in Matlab® because I'm a cold, heartless bastard. --Dr. Ludovice (Chemical Engineering)

It sometimes seems like we don't know what were talking about. -- Dr. Biritz (Physics) Describing quantum mechanics

Considering the scores on the last test, we will be studying how four year olds learn. --Dr. Erbil (Physics) Launch into a 30-minute lecture

This is a little bit of what hell is like. --Dr. Matteson (Chemical Engineering)

You think 'Hopefully he's not going to tell me bulls**t.' Well, maybe, maybe not. Sometimes I do these things. --Dr. Loss (Mathematics)