The Quotable Dr. Staff:

Words of Wisdom From Your Favorite (sic) Professors

Hear their views on Such Subjects as:
Ethics	You learn more than just how to manipulate numbers in these classes
Simplicity	Isn't it obvious?
Compromise	Management is having someone else do what you want while thinking it was their idea.
Life the Universe and Everything	Say What?
Why God Why?!	Well something has to lighten the mood after that class average of 32

Disclaimer: These quotes have been taken out of context, purposefully misunderstood, and manipulated by students purely for our own enjoyment.